If I want a mother fucking ice cream I am going to eat a mother fucking ice cream.
"You can’t have an ice cream because 5 minutes on the exercise bike won’t even burn that off."
The fuck? What the actual fuck? I don’t see your fat ass on the exercise bike either, buddy. It comes in under my kj limit and even if it didn’t who gives an actual fuck because it’s my life. I am not going to go through my life not eating foods I love because I’m worried you’re going to call me fat. I would rather be the fattiest person on the god damn planet than have you tell me what I can and can’t eat. Go fuck yourself, you mean man.